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ITEM 1: The trailer for the live action Tekken movie.

ITEM 2: A poll:

[Poll #1587692]

ITEM 3: Some choice quotes from the Tekken Zaibatsu forums:

"whoever said this is going to be another Dragonball Evolution, i agree with him."

"Why couldn't James Cameron direct this?!"

"I really hope they add a bowling scene, I would totally lose it if they did."

"the budget for this was like more then 30 million!? and they couldnt afford some good hair gel to make jin's trademark hair?!?!"

"Honestly when has Kazuya ever had a mustache in any game, minus customizations."

"Hmm, Jin seems kind of like... what's the opposite of a badass? Why is he some scrawny noob? Do they mention in the movie that this guy kicked ass in every previous tekken tournament since 3?"

"What's with Christie hooking up with Jin? Doesn't she hate his guts?! Why is she even white?"

"I feel a drinking game coming on!"

ITEM 4: My favourite character, Lee Chaolan, does not appear to be included in this movie. I am not as sad about this as I could be.

CONCLUSION: Maybe the animated Tekken movie wasn't so terrible after all.